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vagisodium:

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lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

what are you talking about most bars do it in my town stfu

stilinskyed:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

shegoestothemovies:

WARNING - PLEASE READ IF YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY AND LIKE TO SHMEAR MAKEUP ON YOUR SKIN TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS FLAWLESS AS YOUR PERSONALITY

I am one such an individual, and last night I was super pumped to try this concealer. Out of curiosity I read the ingredients and saw something called arachidyl behenate.

Anything with the root “arachi” such as “arachis oil” is probably peanut related. And, sure enough, I did some research and arachidyl behenate is peanut-derived. Which is the story of how I nearly smushed a deadly food allergen into my skin.

There’s a report here from last year that seems to indicate that some food allergens are neutralized when processed for cosmetics, but I’m not sure that applies for peanuts. And at any rate, they did indicate there was still a risk of a reaction if such proteins weren’t processed properly.

Now, I’m gonna say it outright - I’m not one hundred percent sure that a heavily processed peanut-derived chemical such as arachidyl behenate will cause a reaction. I’ve worn a lot of makeup over the years without checking the ingredients, so I could have easily used a product containing it without knowing. Still, better safe than sorry.

Alternate names for peanut products (anything with the prefix “arachi-” should be considered suspect):

beer nuts, earth nuts, goobers, groundnuts, groundnut oil, hypogaeic acid, katchung oil, mandelonas

A full list can be found here, another cosmetic-specific one here.

Here’s some articles on the subject:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11558642

http://www.national-toxic-encephalopathy-foundation.org/peanuts-in-cosmetics/

http://cosmeticsinfo.org/ingredient/hydrogenated-peanut-oil

http://www.ewg.org/skindeep/ingredient/700482/ARACHIS_HYPOGAEA_(PEANUT)_OIL/

Stay safe, guys, and please signal boost for any peanut-allergic followers you might have!

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT

I T HINK YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED MY LIFE ??

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

fedorabow:


Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!Phineas: Baljeet?Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong
fedorabow:


Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!Phineas: Baljeet?Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

zacffren:

i like being alone, not feeling alone

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

spitfirerenegade:

jayfcuksakes:

christopher1001:

earthandanimals:

onlylolgifs:

Penguins Grieving

I’m crying.

This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here

My heart is hurting

this gif has literally killed me. i’ll never stop crying now
spitfirerenegade:

jayfcuksakes:

christopher1001:

earthandanimals:

onlylolgifs:

Penguins Grieving

I’m crying.

This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here

My heart is hurting

this gif has literally killed me. i’ll never stop crying now

spitfirerenegade:

jayfcuksakes:

christopher1001:

earthandanimals:

onlylolgifs:

Penguins Grieving

I’m crying.

This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here

My heart is hurting

this gif has literally killed me. i’ll never stop crying now

hicstreme:

Esther Bunnymund
hicstreme:

Esther Bunnymund
hicstreme:

Esther Bunnymund

hicstreme:

Esther Bunnymund

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

flightyclouds:

doobiedewey:

sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.
The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.
They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 
SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…
(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,We’re up acquiring some genes,We’re up—you know what that means.We’re up all night to get lucky.
seananmcguire:

camwyn:

flightyclouds:

doobiedewey:

sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.
The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.
They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 
SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…
(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,We’re up acquiring some genes,We’re up—you know what that means.We’re up all night to get lucky.

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

flightyclouds:

doobiedewey:

sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.

The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.

They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 

SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…

(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,
We’re up acquiring some genes,
We’re up—you know what that means.
We’re up all night to get lucky.